What movies have not aged well?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

How do you write lyrics for a song that resonates with listeners?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Why do guys have better skin than women even though women use more product?

-”Ah so!”

Goldfinger

A View to a Kill

How strict are your parents?

Dr No

Octopussy

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Why are white women so overly emotional?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Do snipers lay on top of tank turrets during combat?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

From Russia With Love

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Do you consider yourself pretty?

You Only Live Twice

Moonraker

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

What celebrity do you admire the most?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Can you explain the difference between an ego, soul, mind, and consciousness?

-J W Pepper

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-All the bad guys are black.

Flipping two atoms in LSD turned it into a powerful treatment for damaged brain circuits - PsyPost

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Diamonds Are Forever

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

What pleasure do guys get by sucking female breasts?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.